While recuperating from my slipped disc, I have had way to much time on my hands to think. Looking at the recent election debacle in Florida, I racked my brain to try to help Florida with the cluster that they currently have on their hands (for the last 12 years) and have decided that Florida should take let Disney take over their election process.
First, Disney is located in Florida, so this makes for a natural choice. Secondly, who manages queue lines better than Disney? If you’re going to be standing in line for hours at a time, Disney could set up those infamous rope lines to help corral the crowd and place overhead fans and misters to help the voters stay cool. Disney could also install overhead monitors to help the undecided voters, by playing both Fox News and MSNBC so that the voters are very well-informed by the time they get to the voting booth. (Fox News is fantasy, so this plays very well into the Disney theme)
Thirdly, Disney could institute the “Not So Scary, Very Merry, Early Voting” event, where voters, for the small price of $69.95 could purchase a ticket to a pre-election day event at the polling place of their choice. The voter would be entitled to a line free voting booth and a commemorative pin with Mouse ears surrounded by a voting ballot with a hanging chad. AND…the $69.95 would help the state of Florida with their current Mickey Mouse process and help them get their act together in time for 2016.
Who’s with me?
- All Alone In The Voting Booth (dustindemille.wordpress.com)
- Here’s Why Disney’s Spending Nearly $2.5 Million On Candidates In Florida (businessinsider.com)
- Disney Giving $.90 Of Its Every Florida Political Dollar To Republicans (deadline.com)